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Misc, Pharmacy Relatedon April 13th, 2008No Comments

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Kanasai kanasai kana ……..

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Hung like a ManShop

A Lot Of Nonsense, It Can Only Be KT, Pharmacy Relatedon April 9th, 20082 Comments

Don’t know about you but something about this sign just feels a bit wrong to me….. 

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Does the term ‘hung like a horse’ come to mind? Then there’s that ‘manshop’ behind it.

Okay okay…… that was pretty lame.

Just thought I’d put something up before I head over to the north of Terengganu for my BTN. Or Biro Tatanegara. I’ll be there until Sunday….

……Tata – what you say?

It’s some sort of government camp training thing…. just think of national service, but for government servants. And that includes all the jungle trekking, mountain climbing and physical activties that come with it.  

Minus the icky blue marine-like uniforms those youngsters have to wear of course.

As for my fellow pharmacy colleagues, I’m pretty sure some of you already signed up ain’t it? 

Well, I’ll post my experiences up here when I get back on Sunday. That’s provided I haven’t passed out from all the physical activities or fallen off a mountain or something.

I’ll see you guys in 5 days~!

Kanasai BTN~!

Kanasai ISAC experience

It Can Only Be KT, Pharmacy Related, Plain Crazy Things, Very the Kanasaion March 3rd, 20082 Comments

If there’s one thing I learned today, it’s the fact that it’s possible to translate every freaking thing word for word from the English language.

I went to Kemaman today. For those of you who don’t know, Kemaman is somewhere in Terengganu near no-man’s land.

There was supposed to be some IT assessment course of some sort, hence the name ISAC (IT Skills Assessment Course).

So I went there with my colleagues and it turned out to be an exam. In front of computers. How cool is that?

 No ….. not really cool once I saw the questions.

 You see ….. the whole bunch of us were either too proud or too shy to request for the questions to be in english … so ….

Yup ….. kanasai IT nightmare in BM

Come over here and let me ask you a question.

Bahagian yang menjadi tulang belakang komputer ialah

  • Papan ibu
  • Papan bapa
  • Papan kekunci
  • Perkakasan

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All I can say to that is ….. bapak lulah dei~!

I’m not so sure if the rest of the candidates could hear me stiffling my laughter.

I mean …. can’t you like…. say keyboard instead of papan ke-whatever like a normal human being?

And the fatherboard joke? Makes me want to pick up the CPU and drop it on my feet. Kanasai.

There were a whole lot of other words that took me quite some time to register… words like perkakasan, perisian, ledger (what the hell that is, I still don’t know) kerangka, *blink*blink* 

So what would happen if we started translating everything word for word?

……. I mean other than the fact that we’d go crazy and start saying the word kanasai over and over again ….

….like a certain someone you know?

We’d get ingatan for memory isnt’ it?

How about Hotmail? Mel Panas lor.

Then internet cookies? Can’t really find the exact translation for cookie, so approximately, it’d be biskut internet

And how’d we report bugs to Microsoft? Repot serangga lor ….

Antivirus to bust worms? Antivirus pembasmi cacing

Firewall leh? Dinding api

What happens when your system crashes? Runtuh …… 

Microsoft Windows? Tingkap Microsoft lah … what else?

And if we string some of those words up in sentences, we’d get things like:

Ali selalu membenarkan biskut internet dimuat turun bebas ke dalam komputernya lalu virus kuda trojan dan cacing berjaya menembusi dinding api komputernya itu dan bertindak menjangkiti ingatannya semasa dia memuat turun fail melalui mel panas.

Or

Program Tingkap Microsoft Letchumi selalu runtuh. Dia telah melaporkan serangga kepada Microsoft dalam Bahasa Malaysia. Bill Gates tidak melayani aduannya kerana memikirkan Letchumi ini gila.

….and thus succeed in sounding like totally mental retards~!

Kanasai

Hak Kerajaan

It Can Only Be KT, Pharmacy Related, Very the Kanasaion February 29th, 20088 Comments

You can always tell when you walk into a government building.

It feels like every freaking thing belongs to the kerajaan.

It’s hak kerajaan this, hak kerajaan that.

Seriously now, they label almost everything with that big ass ‘Hak Kerajaan’ label

The computers …

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The chairs…. 

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The tables …. 

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The bloody antivirus….

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Heck, the socket as well …..

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Even the poor bakul sampah isn’t spared ….

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Kanasai man. I suppose they think people will walk into their department and go like …

“Ho hum …. oh look, this government building is empty. Hmmm. Hey I can steal something.

Hey that’s a government dustbin. Think I’ll steal that. Oh why would I need those laptops on the table anyway?”

I guess that’s all still okay.

But should the day ever come where this happens …….

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….. I swear to God I’m leaving the government immediately!

Kanasai~!

Come work for the kerajaan

Misc, Pharmacy Related, Plain Crazy Thingson February 25th, 20082 Comments

I think those of us in the government service can soO relate to this …..

A guy goes to the  Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, “Have you been in the service?” Yes,” he says. “I was in the armed forces for three years.”

The interviewer says, “That will give you extra points toward employment” and then asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”

The guy says, “Yes, 100%. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off.”

The interviewer tells the guy, “OK” I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM . till 4:00 PM . You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 AM

The guy is puzzled and says, “If the hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM, then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM “?

“This is a government job”, the interviewer says. “For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.”

Kanasai ~!

*credits to Julie for the forwarded mail*

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