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Cook Books You’ll Probably Never See in Bookstores

A Lot Of Nonsense, My Favourites, Plain Crazy Thingson March 4th, 20113 Comments

Been awhile since I wrote about Financial Books You’ll Probably Never See in Bookstores.

Just came from dinner the other day with my buddy when we suddenly thought of this …..

Another addition to the series of books that’ll probably never make it to your local bookstore ….

This time we poke fun at :




And it’s Valentine’s Day~!

Plain Crazy Things, Thoughts to Ponderon February 14th, 20112 Comments

See this bearded dude down here?

Do you have any idea how this person came to be associated with the day we all celebrate on the 14th of every year?

Or how he contributed to the concept of romantic love we all can relate to today?

You don’t?

Well, quite honestly, I have no idea either.

But since we’re on the topic of love and romance,I believe greetings are in order  ….



Have a great evening ahead.

Oh, and at the cheeky risk of being a party pooper …. try not to be naughty yarr ….


Big brother is watching….


Worst Songs To Play At A Wedding

Misc, Plain Crazy Things, Thoughts to Ponderon February 8th, 20112 Comments

Here’s the thing about weddings and songs to play at a wedding dinner.

Most people worry about what songs to play to set the mood.

For me, it’s totally different.

I’m more worried about the songs that I  shouldn’t be playing.

Cause you never know … you might accidentally pick songs like …..


Songs with In-Your-Face Kanasai Inappropriate Titles

  • I Never Really Loved You Anyway – The Corrs
  • I Hate Everything About You – 3 Days Grace
  • You Give Love A Bad Name – Bon Jovi
  • Bad Romance – Lady Gaga
  • Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely – Backstreet Boys

The Song that Shows Insecurity on the Groom’s Part

  • She Hates Me – Puddle Of Mudd

The Song that Shows You’re Probably Marrying an Underaged Girl

  • I’m Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman – Britney Spears

The Song that Shows You’re Probably Marrying a Transvestite

  • Dude Looks Like A Lady – Aerosmith

The Song that Shows Your Bride-to-be Probably Isn’t The Angel You Think She Is

  • Bitch – Meredith Brooks

Songs that Show Your Bride Probably Hasn’t Kicked Her Flirting Habits

  • It’s Raining Men – Geri Halliwell
  • Girlfriend – Avril Lavigne

Songs Guaranteed to Annoy Your Guests

  • Any song by Justin Bieber

Songs that Show You’re Just Plain confused

  • With Or Without You – U2
  • Tearing Up My Heart – N Sync

Songs That Feel Okay at First, But When You Think About It, They’re Just Inappropriate

  • My Heart Will Go On – Celine Dion

It’s the song Kate Winslet sings to Leo after he dies. How romantic is that?

  • Every Breath You Take – The Police

Ever have a stalker watch your every move and sing a song about it?

  • Lips Of An Angel – Hinder

As far as songs about cheating go, I think this one takes the cake

  • You’re a God – Vertical Horizon

Perfect if you think your bride / groom -to be have superiority complexes

  • My Happy Ending – Avril Lavigne

So much for my happy ending ….


Songs That Are Just Wrong and Plain Rude

  • I Kissed A Girl – Katy Perry
  • My Humps – Fergie
  • Oops I Did It Again – Britney Spears
  • I Will Survive – Cake

I could go on and on ….

Got any other songs you think fit into this list? Do let me know


New Moon, Flour Face, Annoying Gal and A Bunch Of Half Naked Men …

Misc, Plain Crazy Thingson November 29th, 20092 Comments

Just came from watching New Moon with the other half and I must say that while she loved it (Edward Cullen in particular), I couldn’t help but worry about the future of humankind.


For I found the entire movie had absolutely no plot and storyline. And yet young girls around the planet are lapping it up. And there were about a hundred and two things wrong with the whole film.


Like the fact that Edward Cullen looks like he dipped his face in a bowl of flour and forgot to wash it off. I mean, what a waste of flour man. Sure he’s supposed to be a vampire and all but like erhm …. don’t vampires feed on blood?

Maybe he went for BTN and got fed on by all the mosquitoes in the jungles of Pahang, resulting in severe anemia … 

Not only that, in the movie, he’s got the personality depth of a giant rock…..


He mumbles, speaks in a monotone and is like …. the perfect boyfriend for all girls alike …. For in the course of 2 hours, I watched him :

  • Dump the girl high and dry
  • Leave the girl in a jungle alone at night (maybe he wants her to be bitten by mosquitoes as well to achieve his complexion)
  • Appear in her dreams
  • Induce schizophrenia in her by making her see images of him in broad daylight … and he didn’t leave her any anti psychotic pills …
  • Entrust her safety onto another monster … namely a werewolf
  • Make her drive recklessly halfway across the country in a yellow Porsche to stop him from showing his naked anemic body to the public
  • And after all the pain he put her through, still manages to get the girl to sacrifice her life for him ….

Yup. Defnitely every girl’s ‘dream guy’. Heck no … I think he’s every guy’s ‘dream guy’. If he can do it and still get the girl crawling back to him, so can all of us. 

The next issue I really need to get out of my system is …. why the bloody hell is everyone half naked in the film? 


I’ve never seen so many naked buffed up men since the movie 300 …. and even then they were at least trying to cover up their torsos with whatever little cloth the Spartan government could afford them at that time …

But it really bugs me. Like when the time Jacob sneaked into Bella’s garden and spoke to her at her balcony. And he wasn’t wearing any shirt. Isn’t that creepy to the max?

I tell you arr….. if you were a girl, and you saw a shirtless guy in your garden from your balcony… wouldn’t you like … call the police? Harmsarp guy in your garden what …. Some more his body looks like he’s been on steroids …


Not shy one meh never wear shirt? Kanasai~!

My other half had this wonderful theory that they’re werewolves, so when they shape shifted, it’d save them a whole lot on shirts that would be torn apart….

If that’s the case then answer me this my dear ….. 


This werewolf got wear trousers meh? So if they’re gonna save money on the shirts, why not don’t wear any pants as well? Levi’s jeans quite expensive leh nowadays …

And apparently in the Twilight saga, everybody runs a lot. Nobody in town has a car except for Bella who has an ugly ass pick up truck.

So we have Edward sending her back to her house, then running back to his house in the dark

Also, we have Jacob running here and there, to Bella’s house, from Bella’s house.

Why the heck is everyone running about? No money to buy transport? Bicycle not that pricey what.


See ….. even Bella runs when she leaves her truck ….. WTF

And most of all the thing that bothers me most about the film is Bella Swan herself …


Ok so Kristen Stewart is like totally hot and all ….

But that doesn’t hide the fact that her character is probably the most indecisive, fickle minded, confused, annoying and downright stupid gal I’ve ever seen ….

Cause here’s the breakdown of what she does throughout the movie ….

  •  Flour faced, cold and characterless guy dumps her and leaves her to suffer painfully. What does she do? She pines for him for months
  • Nice, warm, dependable new guy helps her recover and promises to wait for her. What does she do? She still pines for Mr Flour face…
  • She starts seeing visions of Mr Flour Face in broad daylight. What does she do? Instead of seeing a doctor and starting on Clozapine and Risperidone, she does foolish things so that she can see more hallucinations of him. Like jumping off a cliff and following an old harmsarp guy on a joyride
  • She wants the vampires to bite her so that she can be a vampire herself. So that she can be an immortal with really bad complexion and red creepy eyes.
  • And most of all, after getting dumped in the most horrible manner, the minute Mr Flour Faced turns up again, she goes running back to him …..

I don’t know about you but if it were me, and Edward Cullen wanted me back, I’d give him a kick in the nads, ask him to take a hike and send him off with loads of Folic Acid ….

So at the end of the day we have a film that had no direction whatsoever, a totally clueless girl who’s dating both a vampire and a werewolf and people around the world saying it’s one of the most dramatic love stories of our time ….

Sigh …. like I said, can’t help but wonder about the future of humankind …


Google goggle google goggle

Pharmacy Related, Plain Crazy Thingson July 5th, 20092 Comments

You know the information age is really hitting our shores when you go into the ward to check medications ….

….And see this lying around ….


… And then take a look at where they keep the above shown device ….




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