Archive for Thoughts to Ponder

Of Raja Petra’s arrest and of the circus running our country…

Somewhat Serious Issues, Thoughts to Ponderon September 15th, 20082 Comments

So I woke  up the other day and read the papers.  Raja Petra arrested under ISA. Yada yada.

I figured Malaysia Today isn’t exactly the most pro government site nowadays.

But then hor …..

Teresa Kok also arrested wor.  And here’s the most kanasai thing I’ve ever heard of. The Sin Chew Daily reporter who wrote on Ahmad Ismail’s racist remark was also arrested.

I  think our friends up there heading the country have totally lost it man.

And I also think that other countries in the world are having a good laugh watching the circus that is the Malaysian Government.

Cause apparently when you make racist remarks in our country, here’s how they handle things:

  1. Make sure whoever made that remark is a member of UMNO or BN
  2. Sit on the matter for days. Never mindlar if he made the deputy prime minister apologise on his behalf, then remained defiant.
  3. Then when things are finally dicussed, make sure you let him go with just a 3 year suspension
  4. Go and arrest the reporter who reported on that racist remark.
  5. While they’re at it, might as well arrest other people too. Syiok what. Arrest Teresa Koklar. Raja Petra also talk so much. Arrest him alsolar.
  6. Eh that grandmother walking down Petaling Street talking about our governmentlar. Better arrest her also lar. Just in case.

So we have one of the most racist dudes in our country walking away scot free after sparking what might have been the follow up to 1969.

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And then we have the messenger , the poor Sin Chew Daily reporter Tan Hoon Cheng, under arrest.

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You know it’s kind of like Harry Potter where messages are sent via owls….. 

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Then when you get news that ruffle you …..

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You shoot the poor bloody owl. 

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Of course the public protests. When the kanasai government does kanasai things, are we to just keep quiet?

So in the face of overwhelming protests, they then release the poor Sin Chew gal.

Here’s the next kanasai thing. Their explanation for arresting the gal? To protect her wor. For her safety wor.

Holy Crapolingam.

Eh next time you borrow money from ah Long hor, if you feel that your life is in danger ….. call up the ISA. They’ll protect you.

They’ll put you straight in jail. Better than being beaten up what.

Kanasai~!

And what about circus act number 2? The sudden need for our MPs to learn agriculture. In Taiwan.

An explanation which undermines the intelligence of each and every citizen in our country in yet another exuberant display of arrogance from our friends up there.

It’s like playing cat and mouse actually.

Send MPs to Taiwan. Opposition follows suit. Once opposition people reach Taiwan, send MPs back to Malaysia.

Kanasai.

There’re actually a dozen other things I want to pick on but I think I’d better stop lest the ISA people arrive in Terengganu and pick up a certain kanasai person. 

Don’t know bout you people, but I feel our country’s headed for dark times.

It’ll be interesting to see what happens in a day or two.

Ugly Guys on Seventeen Magazine

Band Related, Thoughts to Ponderon July 31st, 20087 Comments

Have you gotten the August issue of Seventeen magazine?

Why not?

I mean when you’re talking about a magazine like Seventeen, who’d actually get it just to look at pictures of skimpily clad teenagers and read up on fashion and beauty tips?

That’s crazy.

You’d also want to read up on the extremely in depth and meaningful articles they publish from time to time.

Like articles on certain bands out there that totally rock your socks off ….

Bah …. who am I kidding?

Now if you do get a copy of the August issue, and if you’re able to tear your eyes away from all the eye candy that makes up 95% of the magazine, do turn to the page that looks something like this…..

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And if your attention allows and the irresistable urge to just flip to the next page for more eye candy doesn’t arise, then  do read up about the interview Inverted Coma had with Seventeen Magazine just before the Roxy Summer Splash 2008

We’d really like to thank Seventeen Magazine for putting in between the pages of pictures of sweet young things and buffed up hunks, a picture of 5 ugly men who could’ve easily marred their reputation and quite possibly brought to the ultimate downfall of their magazine.

…. Until the next Summer Splash~!

Roxy Summer Splash 2008

Band Related, Somewhat Serious Issues, Thoughts to Ponderon June 1st, 20086 Comments

A question I ask of you …..

What has Seventeen Magazine and Inverted Coma got to do with each other?

No, Inverted Coma’s not a band of perverts who oogle at seventeen year olds~!

At least I think we’re not.

No ….. what’s really happening here is that Inverted Coma will be given a 2 page feature in the August 2008 issue of Seventeen Magazine.

I know, I know, that still doesn’t explain the connection.

Well, Inverted Coma will be performing at the Roxy Summer Splash at the Sunway Lagoon Surf Beach on the 7th of June 2008 which is co-organized by Seventeen Magazine.

And since we’re one of the many bands taking the stage on that day, a 2 page article will be written on us.

The other day before we went into the studio for jamming, a nice gal called Charlotte came in and did an interview with us.

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 She asked us loads of questions about the band.

So us being the professional musicians we are, we did what was right …..

….. we lied through our teeth and exaggerated on just about everything.

But on a more serious note, a whole lot of things were asked and I do believe that if our band were to be summed up on 2 pages, it would be these 2 pages due to appear in August in Seventeen Magazine.

Well ……. at least we hope Charlotte keeps to her word and filters out all the nonsense and mindless jokes we made throughout the interview.

So there ……. if you happen to be a subscriber of Reader’s Digest or National Geographic …..

….. I say enough with all that junk already. Time to start reading Seventeen Magazine. Especially the upcoming August issue.

And of course not forgetting this upcoming gig …..

  • Roxy Summer Splash 2008
  • Sunway Lagoon, Surf Beach
  • 7th June 2008 (Saturday)
  • 1pm – 8pm
  • Bands performing : Inverted Coma, Pop Shuvit, Frequency Cannon and loads more

So if you’re free, do come on over.

See you guys there ~!

Why I Will Die a Fat Person

It Can Only Be KT, My Favourites, Plain Crazy Things, Thoughts to Ponderon May 26th, 20084 Comments

I love McD.

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I really do. Just look at that …..

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Holy nasi dagang~! Tell me that doesn’t make you want to run to a nearby McD for lunch?

The thing is that growing up, McD was sort of a luxury for me.

My mum rarely allowed me to eat McD save for special ocassions e.g.

  1. When I begged her and threatened to hold my breath till I turned blue
  2. When she refused and I threw a tantrum, after which I begged her and threatened to hold my breath till I turned blue

And for good reason too….

Cause I know I shouldn’t love McD actually.

Everybody knows that McD = obesity. And if Kanasai Jay = loves McD

So Kanasai Jay = obesity

And if I keep on loving McD, I’m sure as hell gonna die a fat dude. With sky high cholestrol levels.

Either that or I’d die of rheumathoid arthritis or something.  

See my housemates always mock me that other than them seeing me holding a guitar, they said that their next best memory of me if I ever get transferred …..

….is of me holding a burger. Kanasai~!

They could remember me by the great times we had. Or by the times I helped them. Or a whole bunch of other stuff.

But noOoooOOoo~!

They’d rather have this mental image in their heads when they think of me ……

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And rheumatoid arthritis? From holding burgers for so long …..

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Which brings me to my point.

When McD offers you a Big Mac for free, you don’t pass it up do you?

Especially when all you have to do is chant like, 4 short sentences in under 4 seconds. 

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You know what I’m talking about…. the Big Mac Chant of course.

If you haven’t yet heard about the Big Mac Chant thus far I have only this to say …..

It’s not good to be so kanasai~!

Cause all you have to do is get a Value Meal, get the Big Mac Chant ticket and rant out whatever it is that’s written on it …

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You know ….. the whole part about 2 beef patties with bawang, sos tiram, sayur, mentega and roti bakar yada yada…

You don’t even have to memorise it. You can just like, read it and as long as it sounds clear enough …

You have a free Big Mac~!

So like I said again…. if McD’s giving out Big Macs so easily, we sure as hell weren’t gonna let them Big Macs get away. 

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We all marched over to the ever happening McD KT to claim our free Big Macs on Saturday night.

It was as simple as this …

If we were quick enough …. we’d get this…

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Picture this with dramatic background music to achieve desired euphoric effect. 

And if we didn’t make the chant in 4 seconds …. we’d get this…

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Picture this with above said dramatic background music if you want to lie to yourself and think that you came out with the better deal. 

So I did my chant and got my Big Mac.

But here’s where I think Uncle Ronald McDonald’s got us all fooled and wrapped around his finger.

For you can’t possibly have a Big Mac and not wash it down with a drink right?

Then that has you thinking ….. how about the delectable taste of fries to go with it?

Kanasai.

So you consider ordering fries and a drink with your Big Mac.

But then ……… why not do the logical thing next? Save money by spending more on a value meal?

So you get like …. the nuggets meal to go with your Big Mac.

Then they hand you this again …..

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And before you know it you’re back to square one. And back to McD a few days later for another chant.

And you’re trapped in that circle again. And again and again.

And they know they’ll find McD suckers like me everywhere~!

Holy shittiness.

The people working for Uncle Ronald McDonald are smart people I tell you …..

Do they really think they’ll fool a smart, health conscious person who’s in the health profession like me?

Of course not~!

Now stop staring at me and get me that Value Meal and my Big Mac Chant ticket so I can claim my next Big Mac~!

Kanasai~!

Ada Gambar Mah …..

It Can Only Be KT, Misc, Thoughts to Ponderon May 23rd, 20083 Comments

So you see here hor ……

This place sells cheap CDs …… with this claim …. 

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 No gambar mah right? But then hor …… 

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No gambar meh? All also got gambar what…..

So kanasai wan ….

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