Hak Kerajaan

Posted on February 29, 2008 - Categorised under All About KT, Pharmacy Related, Very the Kanasai | 8 Comments

You can always tell when you walk into a government building.
It feels like every freaking thing belongs to the kerajaan.
It’s hak kerajaan this, hak kerajaan that.
Seriously now, they label almost everything with that big ass ‘Hak Kerajaan’ label
The computers …

The chairs…. 

The tables …. 

The bloody antivirus….

Heck, the socket as well …..

Even the poor bakul sampah isn’t […]

Welcome to Jaythean.com

Posted on February 27, 2008 - Categorised under A Lot Of Nonsense, My Favourites, Thoughts to Ponder | Leave a Comment

If you’re here reading this, it means either 1 of these things:

I recently tricked you into coming here thinking that this blog is good
I managed to trick you a long time ago through my old blog at blogspot
You like punishing yourself by reading the nonsense in my blog

Either way, I bid you all a warm welcome to Jaythean.com. […]

Come work for the kerajaan

Posted on February 25, 2008 - Categorised under Misc, Pharmacy Related, Plain Crazy Things | 2 Comments

I think those of us in the government service can soO relate to this …..
A guy goes to the  Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, “Have you been in the service?” Yes,” he says. “I was in the armed forces for three years.”
The interviewer says, “That will give you extra […]

Cap Goh Meh in KT

Posted on February 22, 2008 - Categorised under All About KT, My Favourites, Very the Kanasai | 4 Comments

It was cap goh meh yesterday.
Of course here in KT, the celebrations were in full swing.
By KT standards, I mean the streets were empty and everybody was at home sleeping.
Anyway, cap goh meh for the uninitiated not only marks the 15th and final day of the lunar year, it’s also the day where unmarried couples […]

Absolutely Amusing Directions

Posted on February 20, 2008 - Categorised under Misc, Plain Crazy Things, Very the Kanasai | Leave a Comment

Everytime I think of this, I feel really tickly all over ……

A friend of mine once described how a petrol pump attendant gave him directions to a nearby place. He went like this, and I swear it was something like this ….

“Mula-mula, you pergi straight yer. Pergi straight tapi jangan straight sangat. Nanti masuk longkang.

Kalau […]