Worst Songs To Play At A Wedding

Misc, Plain Crazy Things, Thoughts to Ponderon February 8th, 20112 Comments

Here’s the thing about weddings and songs to play at a wedding dinner.

Most people worry about what songs to play to set the mood.

For me, it’s totally different.

I’m more worried about the songs that I  shouldn’t be playing.

Cause you never know … you might accidentally pick songs like …..


Songs with In-Your-Face Kanasai Inappropriate Titles

  • I Never Really Loved You Anyway – The Corrs
  • I Hate Everything About You – 3 Days Grace
  • You Give Love A Bad Name – Bon Jovi
  • Bad Romance – Lady Gaga
  • Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely – Backstreet Boys

The Song that Shows Insecurity on the Groom’s Part

  • She Hates Me – Puddle Of Mudd

The Song that Shows You’re Probably Marrying an Underaged Girl

  • I’m Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman – Britney Spears

The Song that Shows You’re Probably Marrying a Transvestite

  • Dude Looks Like A Lady – Aerosmith

The Song that Shows Your Bride-to-be Probably Isn’t The Angel You Think She Is

  • Bitch – Meredith Brooks

Songs that Show Your Bride Probably Hasn’t Kicked Her Flirting Habits

  • It’s Raining Men – Geri Halliwell
  • Girlfriend – Avril Lavigne

Songs Guaranteed to Annoy Your Guests

  • Any song by Justin Bieber

Songs that Show You’re Just Plain confused

  • With Or Without You – U2
  • Tearing Up My Heart – N Sync

Songs That Feel Okay at First, But When You Think About It, They’re Just Inappropriate

  • My Heart Will Go On – Celine Dion

It’s the song Kate Winslet sings to Leo after he dies. How romantic is that?

  • Every Breath You Take – The Police

Ever have a stalker watch your every move and sing a song about it?

  • Lips Of An Angel – Hinder

As far as songs about cheating go, I think this one takes the cake

  • You’re a God – Vertical Horizon

Perfect if you think your bride / groom -to be have superiority complexes

  • My Happy Ending – Avril Lavigne

So much for my happy ending ….


Songs That Are Just Wrong and Plain Rude

  • I Kissed A Girl – Katy Perry
  • My Humps – Fergie
  • Oops I Did It Again – Britney Spears
  • I Will Survive – Cake

I could go on and on ….

Got any other songs you think fit into this list? Do let me know


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2 Responses to “Worst Songs To Play At A Wedding”

  1. Avril Lavigne Fan says:

    Have you heard Avril Lavigne’s new album? It’s great!

  2. Jay says:

    Erhm .. no I haven’t, you creepy Avril Fan spammer person you … hmmm

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