Of Elections And More

Misc, Somewhere Else, Thoughts to Ponderon March 10th, 20086 Comments

The election results were totally awesome this year don’t you think?

Who’d have guessed things would turn out the way they did. Almost all the big guns had their asses whooped.

And those who won had weird ass names … like Datuk Warno Dogol and Dr Lo’ Lo’ Mohd Ghazali.

Who the hell names their kid Lo’ Lo’ man? With the aprostrophe some more. That’s like killing your child’s social life at birth.

So we can safely say goodbye to Zam. Maybe he’ll finally go for English lessons after this and have good long erections


And oh poor Samy Vellu. Look at the poor guy… 


Erhmm… Nolar …. I take that back. Bye Samy~!

Really kanasai to note is that not only is he in denial, he’s gonna continue as MIC president.

But at least he’ll no longer be building bridges that collapse then saying that ‘God doesn’t build bridges, humans do’.

I personally think Koh Tsu Koon was the hero of the night. Seriously. He was calm, collected and most of all he was professional. At the end of the day, I was actually rooting for him….. But for a short while onlyler. 


And Theresa Kok? My lady~! Talk about making an impact. With style~! Woohoo.  


You go gal you go.

From the looks of things I really have this to say. The biggest loser of the night was probably none other than our very own prime minister.

I mean come on lar Pak Lah.

First you say you won’t call for erection in a long time, then in the same day, you dissolve the parliament.

People ask you don’t call erection so early, let Anwar be eligible, then he’ll only be in charge of one place. Now what happened? He was free to run around everywhere and rile everyone up.

People want to have peaceful demonstration, you stop and arrest them. Your son in law does the craziest shit to that effect and he goes scot free.

Then some more …..

Okay man I’d better like … shut up.

In any case, it’ll be refreshing to see what the newly formed opposition government has in store for us. Let’s hope they won’t let us down.

Oh yeah ….. the other reason for this blog posting was my trip down memory lane.

You see, elections mean much more to me than just casting that ballot. My polling station also happens to be my primary school. And this year I had the presence of mind to bring a camera along with me. 




Ahhh …. to be young again. I remember running down this very corridor as a standard 1 kid, slipping and falling flat into the drain. Then I cried my butocks off until my mum came.

Then there was the time where I used to tease the gal I fancied by pulling her hair and calling her names.

Wouldn’t it be fun to relive all those days again?

Well technically I could, but if I did that to the gal I fancied in the office, I’d probably get arrested and stoned to death or something. And if I were still alive, my gf would probably kill me off. 


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6 Responses to “Of Elections And More”

  1. essentric says:

    i couldn’t find the school i was to vote at! nasib baik i had the sense to just followed the other cars and see where they drove to!

    i took my camera out and started snapping away while i was in queue. abang polis told me to stop :(

  2. Jay says:

    Glad you found it in the end. Oh well, at least you had those first few shots. Luckily no abang polis at my school. Just a lot of people wearing yellow and looking really weird

  3. xes says:

    which year were you from aa?

  4. Jay says:

    Erhm …. me standard 6 in 1994. Very old readylehhh. hehe. Youleh?

  5. thehornybassist says:

    muahaha… teresa Kok Rules!!!

  6. Jay says:

    Oh that goes without saying ….hehe

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