Those Dumb Emails Part 2

A Lot Of Nonsense, My Favourites, Plain Crazy Thingson May 14th, 20086 Comments

Remember Those Dumb Emails I was going on about some time back? 

How many times have you gotten an e mail like this?

Please help this girl.

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She is only 4 and a half months old and she is very sick and by forwarding this email to all your contacts, you will help her by contributing 10 cents for her operation. 

Don’t know about you but that girl looks pretty darn healthy to me ….

I mean …. I don’t think she looks any less healthy than this guy.

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In fact this guy looks like he could use some help with his life. He looks like he hasn’t been taking his schizophrenic medication and people have been addressing him as a woman for a long time now

And they top it off with tag lines like …..

If you don’t forward this you don’t have a heart

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I think if you do forward emails like this …. you’re doing the world a disfavour.

If that’s the way this guy sleeps, imagine what he does when he’s awake…

The thing is ….. I don’t quite believe it whenever people say money will be given to the relevant people when we forward those emails.

Who the heck’s gonna send the money to that person anyway?

And the worst thing is … I didn’t get this through my email. I bloody got it through friendster~!

…Don’t even get me started about kanasai friendster ….

See cause if I’m not mistaken, I got that same email like just over a year ago . Saying that the girl was 4 and a half months old one year ago.

Well if that’s the case …… anyone can be a 4 month old baby~!

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Especially this guy here. My gawd he looks like he’s having a seizure or something…. Someone call a doctor please

Please help this girl boy

For all of you who want to help him (though I don’t know why), please forward the URL of this blog to as many people as you know and we’ll all pretend that 10 cents will be donated to him.

By introducing this blog to others, you will also definitely contribute to the decline in human intellectualism.

You know you’re doing the right thing~!

And of course there’re those dumb emails that want you to forward that particular mail to 15 people …. then something will pop up.

Then they’ll ask you to do something weird on your keyboard such as … Press alt F6 while scratching your backside and holding Enter.

And the best thing is their tagline or title is always …. You won’t regret this~!

Well ….. the first time I got that, I forwarded the mail to every bloody person I knew… my friends…. my enemies…. my mum…. my dad…. my dead relatives…. my unborn children ….

Then I really did scratch my backside and did whatever the crap they asked me to … 

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And I’ve regretted doing that ever since…

Kanasai man~!!

The ones that take the cake are those that ask you stare at a particular picture …

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 Yup …… I know you’ve definitely gotten an email like this before ….

Then after awhile some horrible picture pops up with sound effects and scares the living daylights out of you.

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I say that’s a really cheap way to scare people man. What the hell?

I say there’re more effective ways to scare the crap out of people. Now wouldn’t it be more scary to just send a picture like this?

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Heck you don’t even need any scary sound effects ….

…..  I’m pretty sure you won’t be able to sleep tonight right?

Oh yeah~! Un-Kanasai~!

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6 Responses to “Those Dumb Emails Part 2”

  1. essentric says:

    that is one N.A.S.T.Y picture Jason!!!!

  2. Jay says:

    Hehe. I take it I got my point across …

  3. J2Kfm says:

    HA HA HA …. you are really really one weird crazy dude with too much time on your hands? :)
    yeah,guess our jobs are THAT easy huh?

  4. Jay says:

    Hehe. Nolar, been working on this for quite awhile. Collecting everything I thought was relevant. Kinda like risikan in a way =PppP

  5. kim says:

    I only can cough out two words as I’m ROTFL : Ha-Ha!!

  6. jay says:

    Muahaha. Usually when I’m ROTFL, I’m coughing out the words : kanasai kanasai kanasai

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