Big Encounter At A Small Restaurant

It Can Only Be KT, Somewhat Serious Issueson August 10th, 20088 Comments

So I was sitting at one of the eating places this morning with my driver after a case at the KT Magistrate Court.

Minding my own business as always.

Suddenly this dude in a rather expensive looking shirt came into the restaurant.

And started shaking everyone’s hands.

See the funny thing was that he was shaking hands like he knew everyone. But he wasn’t smiling. In fact he looked downright serious.

A bit kanasai as well.

The next thing I knew, he was at my table offering his hand. Like he knew me.

Of course with his arm extended in greeting, I had no choice but to shake his handlor.

So I shook his hand. And gave him a toothy smile. And said at the back of my mind ..

“Who the hell is this dude?”

Ever had someone you totally don’t know come up to you and shake your hand? With a really solemn face to boot.

So I thought …… celebrity? Nahh … he looked more like a government servant.

Celebrities look like this …. 

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Government servants look like this …… 

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They usually wear batik and look very happy.

But this dude shaking my hand didn’t look very happy wor. And not wearing batik what. Can’t be government servant kuar.

Unless he was posted to a state that he didn’t want. Much like someone you know.

So the dude with the solemn face sat down at the other table.

That’s when I took a peek outside and noticed brand new shiny black Mercs gleaming under the sunlight.

Then it dawned on me …

Terengganu + kanasai state government + equally kanasai prime minister = 14 new black Mercs paid for using tax payers’ money recently.

Must be minister lor.

That’s when my driver remembered, it was the Menteri Pembangunan Usahawan dan Koperasi, Datuk Noh Omar.

Holy crap. I didn’t even know there was such a Menteri in our country.

So I thought I’d take a picture of the dude.

Of course I couldn’t just walk up to him and take a picture paparazzi style.

Using my camera phone and pretending I was SMSing someone, I quietly snapped a shot of him from the side.

But then hor, on the way back to the office, I was showing my driver the picture I took. And he said …..

“ENCIK JASON …..  BUKAN ORANG INILAH MENTERI!”

Kanasai.

I took the picture of the wrong person wor.

And removed any doubt in my mind that I really am very dumb.

The dude who was shaking everyone’s hand was apparently his personal assistant or something.

WTF?

No wonderlah he looked so unhappy. If I had to shake hands with strangers everyday I’d be pretty darn pissed as well.

So this is the picture I took.

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Then I came back and googled Datuk Noh Omar and he looks like this. 

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Kanasai ……

I really need to take more interest in our country’s Cabinet memberslah.

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8 Responses to “Big Encounter At A Small Restaurant”

  1. Steven says:

    whoa u have a driver??

    assistant went to shake ppl’s hand around ah.. wah. he thinks that he’s the next menteri ah? LOL. face as thick as the Great Wall of China..zz

  2. jay says:

    Hehe … Nah, office driver, my driver for the day. =P Take pic of wrong ppl, me oso damn paiseh. Haha

  3. doreen says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

  4. No Name Pharmacist says:

    4th~!

    well.. got nothing to say actually… just wanna show face a bit later u say i never support your blog

    btw.. I just realised hor.. You got damn lots of adS.. Luckily I blocked them all~! hoho

  5. ahBONG says:

    kanasai lar. i give a damn lar who’re the ministers. confucious put politicians the lowest in his status hierachy. that applies to me too. 😀

  6. jay says:

    => Doreen : Hehe …. you’re happy Doreen~!

    => His Royal Kanasainess: Irony at its highest = supporting my blog by blocking all my ads. I’m eternally grateful as always Zinkak. You totally rock

    => ahBong : Ahh …. agreed, agreed. Dun really give 2 hoots either. But then we wouldn’t know who’s who in the circus. Wouldn’t be that fun then. 😛

  7. J2Kfm says:

    hahaha …. your driver must be thinking … “geez, Jason, baik u balik ke KL, tengok menteri kat Putrajaya, instead of snapping ppl’s driver!!1 ”

    but reli, I wouldnt know that guy if I meet him in person.

  8. jay says:

    Muahaha. Thanks James, now I don’t feel so bad that I know nuts about our country’s politicians.

    Not that I really felt that bad in the first placelah. =PP

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