Killer Menu

Disputable Language, It Can Only Be KT, My Favouriteson January 22nd, 20095 Comments

So I was back in Terengganu for a visit the other day.

The minute I stepped back onto KT soil, I was overwhelmed by the sudden urge to take pictures. And of course I was reminded of why exactly I started this blog.

I mean, where else in the world can you walk into a cafe and find a menu that positively whets the appetite like this? 

For starters, you could try the fried rice with Belancan….

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What the heck’s a belancan anyway? Sounds a lot like a green Street Fighter character I used to use … 

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Wait that’s Blanka. Oops

My bad.

Then of course there’s this. Whatever it means….

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See, I think they’re selling something that’s toasted. I don’t know what the heck it is that’s toasted, but they make it a point to let you know that it’s toasted.

It’s like saying …. roasted with hor fun.

Or …. Fried with pepper sauce.

You tend to think it’s right the first time you read it, but when you’re actually gonna order it, you realize you’re probably being conned or something.

Interesting to note that underneath the Margerine & Kaya, there’s Magerin Kahwin.

Erhmm …. how exactly does margerine get married?

And see here …..

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 I didn’t know flowers were a main dish now. I must be getting old lar. I always thought flowers are what boyfriends give girlfriends, or what people give others when someone dies.

Imagine if this picks up …. we’d be having Bunga Raya with nasi lemak.

Or …. Orchid with roti canai.

Anyway, to wash it all down …. 

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.. You can choose between cappucino, chocolate or latter, which if said in one swift sentence makes me sound quite retarded.

Not forgetting the noodles …. 

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I dont know about you, but I think E-mee is the new wave mee which you can order and eat in cyber space, much like e-mail or e-commerce and the like.

But for the life of me I can’t figure out what Q-Mee is.

I reckon it’s actually a secret code or something that was derived by the menu writers when they were typing out this kanasai menu. It probably means Kill-Me.

Kanasai~!!

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5 Responses to “Killer Menu”

  1. Steven says:

    aisay balik KT never ring me up.. lol.. the killer menu looks familiar.. is it from Uncle Chua?? hmm… makes me wonder

  2. Jay says:

    Hey mate. Sorilor, but it was only a 2 day trip thingy. Hehehe. Nope. Not Uncle Chua. Bilis Cafe. The one next to MD Curry. Kaka.

  3. Steven says:

    aisay shouldn’t have told the answer! cox I just went over to Billi’s Kopitiam and saw the menu! hahahaha.

  4. Jay says:

    LOL. Menu a bit kanasai but the food’s pretty ok though.

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