You can always tell when you walk into a government building.
It feels like every freaking thing belongs to the kerajaan.
It’s hak kerajaan this, hak kerajaan that.
Seriously now, they label almost everything with that big ass ‘Hak Kerajaan’ label
The computers …
The tables ….
The bloody antivirus….
Heck, the socket as well …..
Even the poor bakul sampah isn’t spared ….
Kanasai man. I suppose they think people will walk into their department and go like …
“Ho hum …. oh look, this government building is empty. Hmmm. Hey I can steal something.
Hey that’s a government dustbin. Think I’ll steal that. Oh why would I need those laptops on the table anyway?”
I guess that’s all still okay.
But should the day ever come where this happens …….
….. I swear to God I’m leaving the government immediately!
I think those of us in the government service can soO relate to this …..
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, “Have you been in the service?” Yes,” he says. “I was in the armed forces for three years.”
The interviewer says, “That will give you extra points toward employment” and then asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”
The guy says, “Yes, 100%. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off.”
The interviewer tells the guy, “OK” I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM . till 4:00 PM . You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 AM
The guy is puzzled and says, “If the hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM, then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM “?
“This is a government job”, the interviewer says. “For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.”
*credits to Julie for the forwarded mail*