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Those Kanasai Ads …

Disputable Language, Very the Kanasaion February 19th, 20113 Comments

You know those highway pillars along the road that … erhm …. hold up the highway above us ?

There …. these highway pillars … 

I don’t call them highway pillars actually. I call them advertisement space.

Cause they are~!

Cause here’s the Malaysian mentality. Give the public an empty wall and wait …. and before you know it there’ll either be graffiti ….or advertisements like these tacked up all over the place.

Nowadays people advertise just about everything.

First of all, you’ll never be able to run away from your standard ah long advertisements ..

 Then there are people who need to rent you their office space….

Some just need to give you tuition no matter what … (even traffic lights aren’t spared the advert attacks)

Some people need to sell houses they couldn’t afford in the first place …

And others want to give you a Volcano Massage…

Come on over to jaythean.com …. I’ll pour boiling water onto you and give you a massage. No need to go to volcano …

But most of all ….

Some people just can’t stand their own family members ….

And decided to just put them up for sale …

Kanasai~!

And it’s Valentine’s Day~!

Plain Crazy Things, Thoughts to Ponderon February 14th, 20112 Comments

See this bearded dude down here?

Do you have any idea how this person came to be associated with the day we all celebrate on the 14th of every year?

Or how he contributed to the concept of romantic love we all can relate to today?

You don’t?

Well, quite honestly, I have no idea either.

But since we’re on the topic of love and romance,I believe greetings are in order  ….

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY TO ALL LOYAL JAYTHEAN.COM READERS ~!

WoohOooo.

Have a great evening ahead.

Oh, and at the cheeky risk of being a party pooper …. try not to be naughty yarr ….

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Big brother is watching….

Kanasai~!

G-What?

Thoughts to Ponder, Very the Kanasaion February 10th, 2011No Comments

Hey you …….

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Yup … I’m talking to you……..

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You Asian Rapper dudes you …….

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I’ve got a question for you ……..

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Please answer me this…….

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WHAT THE HECK IS A G6????

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The song is DRIVING ME NUTS ~!!!

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Kanasai~!!

Farmasi Ghairah

A Lot Of Nonsense, It Can Only Be KT, Pharmacy Relatedon December 9th, 2007No Comments

Flipping through the TV channels nowadays has me thinking …. they have a tv drama for just about every kanasai thing in the world today …..

  • There’s Grey’s Anatomy – surgeons who sleep around so much, I wonder why they bother wearing clothes at all
  • The Practise – lawyers and more lawyers
  • CSI : Miami, CSI : Special Unit (or something liddat), CSI this, CSI that – all about forensics experts who always end up catching the baddies
  • Prison Break – breaking out of prison was never so glamorous
  • Who wants to be this, who wants to be that, cripes I even actually sat down to an episode of ‘Who wants to be a superhero’…. no, I wasn’t mixing my medications.

Then there’s House, Nip/Tuck, and loads of other medical related dramas…

Which brings me to my point. Why hasn’t anyone made a drama about pharmacists yet ?

We could give it a local touch and make it in BM. And we could call it …..

“Keghairahan Pegawai-pegawai Farmasi Sektor Kerajaan”

Sex is a taboo in this country ….. so no sex. We could film the normal daily lives of pharmacists who come to work everyday, mingle ‘secara sihat’ with their ‘rakan sekerja’ then pack up their bags and go home to their families….

Politics and other negative things are a big no as well. So no such thing as backstabbing and ‘penindasan’ to get that promotion in the hospital because it will ‘mencemari profession farmasi Malaysia di mata dunia’. We are ‘masyarakat penyayang’ so we love each other, we love our patients, we love our patients’ grandparents and also the warts on their asses.

We have like …. the 5 S thingy being implemented now …. (or is it 5 C ?) Nonetheless, that could make for an interesting episode. Why not have a pharmacist explain each and every R…. I mean S, stretch it as long as 10 minutes per S, then when it’s all explained, pretend that we remember what the 5 P ….. I mean 5 S mean and pretend that we practise it every day. Entertainment for the whole family.

Oh … the tea breaks. How about an episode called … ‘Pegawai yang enggan pergi minum’

…… where he was shunned by his fellow colleagues for being plain weird ….

And we all know just how interesting our jobs get at times. Take the store for example, man it doesn’t get more interesting than that. I mean, which part of inventory checking, store management, stock balancing and record keeping doesn’t sound interesting to you?

…. yup we all love it ….. like we love having a hole in our heads ….

The audience will love it too….. they’ll love it when the episode ends …..

…… No doubt the show will not last beyond the pilot episode …….

Haiyoyoyo

A Lot Of Nonsense, My Favourites, Very the Kanasaion December 4th, 2007No Comments

KT will never cease to amaze me lar I tell you kanasai ….

Why only the other day when I dropped by McD while waiting for my bus back to KL (the bus stop is strategically placed right next to McD), I came across this big poster …..

 

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Wah delivery man, there’s such thing in KT ……. 24 hours no less. Don’t believeler, must take a closer look first …..

 

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Still cannot see wor, mah go damn close lor ….. Then ar ……

 

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Wah lau eh kanasai lu and your grandfather …… Liddat also can wan ar !?!?

Hang on leh, that’s not the best part yet.We went up to the counter and asked the clueless lady at the counter …..

……. “Takdelah … Kita tak buka 24 jam …. Pukul 8 pagi sampai 11 malam saje” ……….

Son of a kanasai ……..

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